ZAP Warnings

Oh Paranoid Parrot...

I'm not this bad. I promise. I may have had a bad spell sophomore year of college where I looked like a doomsday prepper or a food bank with all my canned goods but my fear of starving was realistic (to me). That said, does anyone every wonder how long someone could hole up in a costco? Because that is where I'd go if the zombies came. I just hope they also sell can openers otherwise you'd be up fecal matter fjord. I don't think costco sells guns either...walmart might be the way to go, although that place is its own type of apocalypse. Walmartians are a special type of crazy.

Grad School

Had my grad school interview today. Remembered to repaint my nails 20 minutes before I showed up looking like trash with chipped emo nail polish. Close call.

Interview went fairly well. I only had to call my mom once. I should hear by Tuesday if I am in.
Probably should go job hunting any way. Hunt down that job with the weaponry I've stockpiled for the apocalypse. Just kidding. Or not. Although, I doubt I could kill anything with plastic crossbow darts.

Not Fair

Babies have all the luck. I am stuck with these teeth in my head until I die, they die, or I get dentures. Each option seems...sucky. Better go floss them teeth.

Tribulation? Solved

This happened to me a few days ago. However, my juicer is powerful enough to do whole oranges. Rectified that situation.

New first world problem: juicing an orange with a peel gives it a zesty taste and that is just plain disgusting. Citric nasty in my mouth. Sometimes its hard to win.

Bike on

I have a magic closet. First I found the juicer in it. Then the bike trainer turned up. New toy, new toy. Granted, I may have mentioned to my roommate who wanted to excersize that in the Mary Poppins closet there was a bike trainer. After my accident, riding my bike has not had the same appeal. Nearly killing yourself on a park bench does that.

Now the trainer is set up, that bike is not going to crash into anything. I am safe in the comfort of my park bench free living room. It will be fun I said. I will not die I said.

Annie Grab Your Gun

So....After Walking Dead Season 2 wasn't available for the reasonable price of free, I switched to Jericho--A nuclear post-apocalyptic world in which the residents of a small town in Kansas learn to deal after 23 US cities are nuked off the map. I have gathered several things:
1) Nuclear Apocaylpse is going to suck 2) I like Zombie Appocalypse better--you don't have to worry about contaminated water tables. 3) I need to learn to spell Apocalypse.

According to Wikipedia (the fount of all accuracy and truth) There are 12 Apocalyptic causes. Its obviously coming in some form or another.

"Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken." --Luke 21:25

Looks like its biblical. Better brace yourselves.

Strange Things

Bet you never knew that you would one day be reading a blog about a juicer and my struggles to floss on a regular basis. I for one, never saw that coming. 

Never ever.