Mind? Collapsed

I'm not sure if I find this inspirational or appalling in its level of overlooked insight. 

Complete diet rehaul: Effective eventually. 

I finally got the memo about pints of ice cream needing to last longer than one sitting. Just how long are chocolate boxes supposed to last? Two days or three? I personally will even eat the chocolates I don't like. Unless its salt and pepper flavored. That is like engulfing your tongue into a catbox. so nasty. 

I really want to know how to make those chocolates last--mystery of the skinny peoples reveal thyself to me!! Give up your sweet perfection of your twiggy talent! My pancreas begs it of you. As well as my teeth.

S2-B2

So, in an effort to get to the museum in a faster fashion on a holiday weekend. I am taking someone with me.

Car pool lane win!

....Fail.

I figure if the Apocalypse happens while I'm on the road I will have enough reading material, clothing, and tea/granola bars to survive or start my own Mercantile.

Now I'm going to have to clean my ENTIRE car so the person doesn't think I'm trashy. My car is named shitty shitty bang bang (S2-B2), and I take artistic license.

West Coast

It took me 20 minutes on google and youtube to figure out that the song I heard in the bagel place was "West Coast" by Coconut Records. Out of the about 50 words of the song, I remembered: Suitcase

THATS RIGHT. Suitcase. and only suitcase. and I FOUND it.

BOW TO  MY SUPERIOR GOOGLY SKILLZZZZ

I AM the success kid, and I know it.

Testy Times

Had a test in class. Which I actually did reading for. and I consulted the study guide. For a second year senior? god status right there. 

I got a 'D' --the grade, not the multiple choice answer. Which isn't a big deal except the amount of times I have gotten a D is the same amount of times that someone has blown up the ocean.

 NEVER.

I guess some idiot will try at some point. I just was hoping it wasn't going to be me.

Although, Emily Jane: Ocean Exploder does have a certain ring to it.

People of Russia

Уважаемые люди России,

Он пришел к мое внимание, что вы читаете мой блог. Спасибо. Вы внесли мне ощущение, как будто я международные знаменитости в стране, которая охватывает несколько часовых поясов, хотя я, вероятно, меньше читателей, чем у вас есть часовых поясов.

Кроме того, водка – один мнение спиртов, я по-прежнему можно пить и за это я ценю вашу страну, хотя круг жирафы оказался ложным. Однако в последнее время уменьшается ваших читателей. Мне нужно набирать больше мужчин вашей страны для чтения и возможно даже комментарий на моем блоге. Если так, я обещаю написать пост в России когда-либо неделю... или два... или месяц.

Преданно и отчаянно твое.

Dead Dino

This nugget of wisdom would have been better left unsaid.

SHUT UP Philosoraptor!!! Do not give me cause to procrastinate about the next three weeks! This is not a good time to practice virtues that boarder on vices! No wonder dinosaurs are dead, they probably waited too long to get on the ark. Now look at them, fossilization station. Guess someone missed the boat.

Strike One

Unfortunately when it comes to my ceaseless cacophony of contentious quarreling about my continuous classes (Brilliant sentance, I even like the fact the quarreling fits because it has a k sound. Legendary Level 'litteration right there.) I am not exemplifying the canis lupis. More like the Whinis Dupus.

Papers I will write you like I was born! Screaming and covered in blood!!!

by my calculations I only have to write 40 pages until I am finished with all papers. Be about it! BE about it, and I whine off into the sunset...