Shut Up Already

And people wonder why the English speaking world and I are/am having problems with grammar?

THERE ARE TWO MANY OPTIONS.

or is it TOO?

Wholesale Darkness

Daylight Savings? More like darkness on wholesale.

It is 5pm, not bedtime!  What is this magical trickery? 

The worst part? Winter is actually coming. 

Round is a Shape

After a whole summer of doing nothing, except exercising my pancreas. I am shafted.

I showed up at the gym, looked at myself in the full length mirror and suddenly discovered where my extra weight gain went. Everywhere.

It went everywhere.

GAAAAAAH.

Car Trouble

Or you are a sucker and left money on the table. sucker.

Watching my mom negotiate and then nearly rip the general manager's face off when he tried giving her a sob story about having to charge certain prices for the good of the community, was...terrifying.

she said, "I dont have a problem with you making money, you're just not making money off of me."

I got out of there as fast as I could. They didn't have to throw me out. I was practically sprinting.

More Life, More Trying Times

So I found out yesterday that as a child I was diagnosed with dyslexia....

Life makes so much more scents now!

I think its poetic justice for the Life and Trying Times post.

dyslexia is still funny.

No Deal

Not trying to be pretentious, but I wanted a blue onyx versa and yes the color is really is that important. I am paying for what I want, not what is convenient. Unless you're giving it to me for the reasonable price of free.

So dealer-man if you want to make a sale get out your spray paint and fix the problem!

Life and Trying Times

In Alaska there are many many ways to entertain yourself on the FML (Fish Money Line). Decide how to spend every second of your 900 second break, listening to the love lives of teenagers, or yelling at someone less competent than yourself. My favorite entertainment was telling stories about my dyslexic brother. and all the dyslexic jokes he doesn't get. Because the only thing better than a dyslexic joke, is a dyslexic joke a dyslexic kid doesnt get.

• A man walks into a bra.
• DNA stands for National Dyslexic Association
• Did you hear about the dyslexic satan worshipper? He sold his soul to santa. 

Dyslexia is not funny, its hilarious. 

Or at least it is in the middle of a 16 hour shift at 4am working off of 5 hours of sleep.