This new year brings the resolution that I will return this blog to its formal glory of dental reports, zombie survival plans, dyslexic challenges, and the dramatics that make up the life of a single sarcastic 25 year old who is perhaps just and only absurd.
New (same as every) Year Resolutions:
- Keep a budget
- Loose weight
- Drink less (fancy) coffee
New Resolution for this year:
- WRITE ALL THE THINGS!
