Throes of Clothes

In typical fashion, or rather non fashion, I have no clothes ie they are all dirty. My drawers are empty. My hamper is full, my floor is fuller. Its down to the point where you wear bikini bottoms for underwear and start wondering if the fat clothes that weren't donated maybe can be salvaged....

Hark! The closet that holds the jackets! Not just jackets. I am wearing a button down plaid shirt with pearlized buttons. I look like a cowboy. A very nice clean cowboy. all is right in the world. My dignity lives another day.

***After wearing this shirt for...several days, one of my friends commented it had small holes in the back. Just failurized that success. Should have gone with the fat clothes.