When you have 8 hours off of work per day, every minute is critical. Let me rephrase that. When you work 8 hours and have 16 hours off perday you can do WHATEVER you want. when its the other way around, certain things mandatorily disappear from your life. Calling your mother, the internet, and applying make up are givens. Next, the important things disappear from your life. Flossing and eating breakfast.
Then it gets apocalypse/Barn Full Of Zombies Bad. As five hours of sleep becomes the norm, one tends to start forgetting things. like how often they wash their hair or it's even necessary. Hats become standard not only because Alaska is cold but because the state of the hair is that bad.
One day in a moment of truth, (day 5 I think) I asked one of the 17 year old friends how my hair looked, "it looks like you havent washed or brushed it in a very very long time." when a 17 year old boy basically states with confidence, "you are a disgusting slob, I can totally tell." its time to act fast and spend four vital minutes shampooing. Or never take off your hat ever again.
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