Saturday, April 7, 2012

Easter Goat

Tomorrow is Easter!
Tomorrow means EASTER BASKET!
Easter Basket means EASTER CANDY!
Easter Candy means CANDY... Reeses, robins eggs, Hershey bars, chocolate bunny, jelly beans, and M&Ms, cadbury eggs, other types of sub par candy you trade to your siblings for good candy.


Sadly, I am the Easter Goat. not a fluffy chick, or a cuddly bunny. an Easter goat. For a while being the easter goat didnt seem so bad. until startling consequences appeared on the horizon:


Well, there goes my plans for my life. Never considered that possibility, guess I'll be like Reepicheep from Narnia and row around until I get to Aslan's country or until I run out of rations and starve. Problem solved. 

Long live the rowing Easter Goat!

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