Math they should teach you in school

There are a few things that I am recently obsessed with: my teeth, the amount of space I have or rather do not have in the freezer, and Easter Candy and the potential weight I will or will not gain from eating aforementioned Easter candy.

Anti-joke chicken was supposed to encourage me not to eat jelly beans for breakfast. It worked until I realized how much better steel cut oatmeal would be if I augmented it with some good old fashioned candy bars. Blast you pancreas! do not fail me in my life time of need!